NEWS:

February 13, 2007:
Hey everyone! I'm performing stand-up comedy on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson tonight! Please watch. Thank you. You are fantastic.

December 8, 2006:
Hey everyone. I will be featuring at the Irvine Improv next week with the jocular and convival Tom Wilson! (Can you tell I looked up the word "hilarious" in a thesaraus?) Also, big news.  This is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me in my life.  This Tuesday I will be filming commentary for the Oxygen Network's 50 Funniest Women Alive! Dreams do come true, people. Why are Queen Latifah and Kelly Ripa two of the funniest women alive? Watch the Oxygen Network in February to find out! Is it still considering selling your soul if you aren't getting paid?

October 9, 2006:
Wow, I haven't updated this in a long time! I apologize to anyone else who may end up on this page for whatever reason.  I just got back from Chicago and Las Vegas, lots of fun.  I'll be in San Francisco next week.  I have some big showcases for Comedy Central and MTV this week in Orange County and Hollywood, message me for free tickets! I'll have some new photos up later this week too! Please try to be patient, thanks.

August 15, 2006:
I just got back from Fairview Heights, Illinois! I hope to never ever say that again....Lots of new photos up from Montreal and what not!

August 3, 2006:
Good news: I fixed my frontpage! Bad news, I'm not sure if that Nuetrogena joke was funny. I'll get back to you on that.

JULY 31, 2006:
Montreal was awesome! I put up some fantastic photos as well as an article from some magazine called "Variety" that listed my name, age, and state of residency.  I think I just peaked at twenty-years-old...yikes! I'm getting lots of heat from my performances, I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but I'm in talks to sign a development deal with Neutrogena! Stay tuned for that.  And I messed up my webpage while trying to update it, so I apologize to my grandmother for having to go straight to this page instead of the old main page with my beautiful headshot...hopefully I'll have this fixed soon.

JULY 18, 2006:
I'm going to the Montreal Just for Laughs Comedy Festival! Yes. I am excited too.  I love all of you.

JUNE 28, 2006:
The last news update was not really from me.  It was from the guy who made my website. I apologize to anyone who believed the last message.  Even though what was written is true, the new site is finally up, and updates are coming soon, I feel like I have let my fans down.  I'm so sorry, I don't even know what to say.  And if you don't understand when someone is being facetious, please never talk to me because you make my life very complicated.